i'm allergic to cat ass

/vengeful 14 yr old sophomore\

TAG THINGS AS JORCLANRNARON PLEASE! i'm just some girl named quinn who really likes brandon flowers and jordan maron. patrick stump and mark fischbach are pretty cute too. (sidebar and header are both mine) (page of fandoms is linked on the side)

*cries because my two idols are masochists wtf*

wentz-o-lantern:

oh my god

(Source: pixees)

arhavis:

Can I just buy him some damn jeans already and ship it to his non-existent PO box please

arhavis:

Can I just buy him some damn jeans already and ship it to his non-existent PO box please

dragons-and-patrick-stump:

LOOK AT MY FUCKIN KEYBOARD

HOW

dragons-and-patrick-stump:

LOOK AT MY FUCKIN KEYBOARD

HOW

mugglebornheadcanon:

830. Muggleborn dog-lovers got fed up with not being able to have their favorite pets and began an underground pet shop to bring the typical muggle pets to Hogwarts.

This Is Halloween
Panic! At The Disco
1,734,929 plays

aintnobodygottimeforthisfandom:

inlove-fallen-angel:

torctarmin:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

saintnoah:

mcstump:

altair:

This Is Halloween - Panic! At The Disco

i’ve never hit reblog so quickly omfg

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ITS JULY

No it’s Halloween

This is amazing

one more month motherfuckers and i’ll be blasting this from a stereo.

girl-hijacking-the-impala:

foreverwholocked:

verity-burns:

“Where’s your bride?”
“Mary? Oh, she’s not my bride.”
“What?”
“No, she’s just a friend. A good friend, mind you, but no more than that.”
“What are you talking about? You’re marrying her in a little less than half an hour.”
“I don’t think so.”
“Have you hit your head?”
“Nope.”
“You’re serious?”
“I’m dead serious.”
“Then why on earth have we gone through this rigmarole?”
“Got you here, didn’t it? And wearing a TIE, no less.”
“Of course I’m wearing a tie - I thought you were getting married today!”
“Oh, I am.”
“What?”
“Or at least, I hope to be.”
“You are making no sense whatsoever.”
“I know how you feel about me.”
“No you don’t. How do you?”
“Suspected soon after you came back, actually. But I couldn’t be sure until I saw your face when I said I was leaving.”
“So this whole thing has been… what? Punishment?”
“Would you rather I’d punched you?”
“You did punch me!”
“Well, you deserved it.”
“And did I deserve this? To have to stand here and watch while you… Oh.”
“Oh?”
“You’re not marrying Mary?”
“I’m really not.”
“But you are getting married.”
“Well, that rather depends.”
“On?”
“On whether or not you’ll have me.”
“…”
“Sherlock?”
“But… One can’t just turn up in front of a vicar and get married, John. There are formalities…”
“It’s amazing what you can arrange when the British government owes you a favour.”
“But… Me?”
“Of course you.”
“But we’re not… I’ve never even…”
“If you want me. So do you, Sherlock? Do you want to marry me?”
.
.
“I do.”


THIS IS PERFECT

NOPE CAN’T BREATHE

girl-hijacking-the-impala:

foreverwholocked:

verity-burns:

“Where’s your bride?”

“Mary? Oh, she’s not my bride.”

“What?”

“No, she’s just a friend. A good friend, mind you, but no more than that.”

“What are you talking about? You’re marrying her in a little less than half an hour.”

“I don’t think so.”

“Have you hit your head?”

“Nope.”

“You’re serious?”

“I’m dead serious.”

“Then why on earth have we gone through this rigmarole?”

“Got you here, didn’t it? And wearing a TIE, no less.”

“Of course I’m wearing a tie - I thought you were getting married today!”

“Oh, I am.”

“What?”

“Or at least, I hope to be.”

“You are making no sense whatsoever.”

“I know how you feel about me.”

“No you don’t. How do you?”

“Suspected soon after you came back, actually. But I couldn’t be sure until I saw your face when I said I was leaving.”

“So this whole thing has been… what? Punishment?”

“Would you rather I’d punched you?”

“You did punch me!”

“Well, you deserved it.”

“And did I deserve this? To have to stand here and watch while you… Oh.”

“Oh?”

“You’re not marrying Mary?”

“I’m really not.”

“But you are getting married.”

“Well, that rather depends.”

“On?”

“On whether or not you’ll have me.”

“…”

“Sherlock?”

“But… One can’t just turn up in front of a vicar and get married, John. There are formalities…”

“It’s amazing what you can arrange when the British government owes you a favour.”

“But… Me?

“Of course you.”

“But we’re not… I’ve never even…”

“If you want me. So do you, Sherlock? Do you want to marry me?”

.

.

“I do.”

photo OHMYGOOOOD.gif

THIS IS PERFECT

NOPE CAN’T BREATHE

(Source: bluebellglowinginthedark)

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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pipermclean-ing:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

hun

girlwhovian:

cards against humanity / avengers edition

requested by my-fangirl-is-showing

[sherlock edition] [supernatural edition] [thor edition]

caswantsmetochangethisurl:

cellokind:

bluhbluhhugedork:

  • COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • BLOODY MARY
  • BLOODY MARY
  • BLOODY MARY
Pete Wentz belongs in this ad.

Pete Wentz belongs in this ad.

Going into a tag with the safety off.

markiplier:

ooshimadeafunny:

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The most appropriate use of a gif I’ve seen! :D

markiplier:

pyrochasm:

You can’t say no forever.

Cutest thing ever

markiplier:

pyrochasm:

You can’t say no forever.

Cutest thing ever

arhavis:

I don’t even want to know

Titan